cutie slim jack

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A prude piece of shit who is cute but wants to be a hoe

Damn sarah is such a cutie slim jack she totally wants to bang Greg but is grounded for getting a B in her Bio class

by CSJ18 January 11, 2017

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Jack Bauer (Bower)

When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.

Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...

by Legacy II January 8, 2016

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Jack a Doodle Doo

A perversion of the children noise of a chicken, cock a doodle doo. Cock is itself a slang word meaning penis. Thus Jack would be an action to the penis as to Jack Off. Doodle is a slang for sex. Thus meaning a action of sexual pleasure with out intercourse. To Jack off is done alone. Jack a Doodle Doo would be done by two persons to obtain sexual pleasure. The analogy of going to 3rd base.

Larry and Michelle do not go all the way, they just Jack a Doodle Doo.

by llcalejr May 13, 2019

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Rat on jack night

When you are with family or friends and they start insulting you without knowing it to your face.

Aunt- Man, Bob needs eat better
Grandma- Ya I know, he looks so pale
Bob- Hey guys this isn't Rat On Jack Night

by JSs8227 January 25, 2017

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Jack Aiden Rauch

A 5’8 telephone tough guy that has ugly girlfriends and claims they hot and will talk shit on you behind your back because he can’t stand up for himself and has beef until Sillygoose threatens to hand out an asswhooping i

Hey uhh, “ we’re you talking shit to get some ugly skank to chuckle at you?” That’s a jack Aiden Rauch mentality man.

by Carter Cash Zimmerman July 23, 2022

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