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Fat Hands

A big stinky band from Pennsylvania. They rub their big cheesy hands all over instruments, and spread a message of love and protected sex to young, likeminded individuals.
Fat Hands is going to fuck this shit up.
by SapBoy May 19, 2018
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Strong Hand

With one hand you use your middle finger, your index finger and your thumb to pleasure a female while she is on all fours. Usually while she is off to your side blowing you. The angle bends your hand. And if done right you should feel like the guy from the scary movie film.
Girl!!! He gave me that strong hand and I couldn't stop moaning during the BJ I was giving him.

Don't be selfish, give her the strong hand!
by Roamingsage August 28, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Do Not Bite The Hands That Feed You<.7.9.7.6.>
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Speed of Light, the Hands

A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.
You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.
by kieronthKid January 13, 2021
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left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.
did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"
by BSpatrole November 8, 2013
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gotz of the iron hand

Sorry did you mean medieval FUCKING THANOS 2.0
So what do you think would happen if gotz of the iron hand snapped?
by GutsyYoyoMaster June 6, 2019
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Hawaiian Hand-Shake

The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake
"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
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