Short Hand

When you receive a hand job from a little person (midget for the less politically correct).

Kevin: What's the weirdest shit you've done?
Mike: Got a short hand in a 7/11 parking lot.

Kevin:.....

by TheTimeForAction February 22, 2017

nice hands

When a woman says so to a man, it means she is very attracted to him.

"You have nice hands, Tom", she said as her heart beat at a million miles an hour.

by AAAAidk September 15, 2023

Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass

My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet

by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025

hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm

While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.

by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023

Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

Patti Hand

The patti hand is when you wave at someone but your middle and index finger are stuck together.

Ariana waved a patti hand to greet the customers.

by Arianamous November 23, 2021

Hand condoms

Rubber gloves

Fuego used hand condoms when taking out the trash

by FireFuego May 20, 2025