Texas Doggie Bag

Taking a fresh, hot, steamy dump in someone’s backpack.

Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.

Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Golden Trash Bag

When you are trash, yet still better than everyone else in the proximity.

"I'm such a Golden Trash Bag compared to these disgusting people."

by Totally_Ryan May 16, 2017

Your mum in a bag

An insult originally coined in the mid 1700's by Anglo-Irish writer Jonathan Swift. The insult has no real defined meaning but It can be determined from context to essentially be accusing ones mother of being a possession. As was commonplace then and now many people carry their possessions in bags, thus the insult begins to make sense.

While not commonly used, the insult has begun to make an appearance on many social media sites such as facebook, instagram, imgur, youtube etc.

"I know your mother well. She's in a bag" or "Your mum in a bag"

by JewshWillmort February 27, 2019

Pirate tea bag

Placing one testicle over a sex partner's eye.

I bet Ashley Olsen was pirate tea bagged by Lance Armstrong.

by Timmy the Geek January 13, 2009

all bag no water

This is a term commonly used to describe a nice clean fart with no personal repercussions. More specifically, the fart was all air and no water aka poop water.

"Wow man, that was all bag no water, that's impressive."

by honkandglue March 29, 2015

bag of smashed dicks

how you feel after a night of extreme drinking

I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.

by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009

D-bag swag

A male who has swag and gets a lot of females, but is a total douche bag.

John gets all the females, but he's a douche, Therefore, he has d-bag swag.

by T-baaaag August 24, 2009