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Matthew James Vincent

A Hulky King of the bedroom who has a well kept beard and listens to metal. His style is sexy and stylish yet rugged and grunge. A Matthew James Vincent would pull off a tweed flat cap with a led zeppelin hoodie. His strong build and his style certainly portrays a Peaky Blinders Viking Rockstar. No one can top a Matthew James Vincent in the bedroom, he certainly knows how to treat a lady. His suited sexual partner would be a petit but robust blonde haired blue eyed lady who isn’t afraid to be herself around him.
If I ever meet a Matthew James Vincent, I’m calling dibs!
by BootyKicks November 18, 2025
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Peanut Butter James

A person, often named James who only eats meals consisting of pure peanut butter. They often have fun with their jars of peanut butter (e.g. gooning).
Hey Peanut Butter James, why is there a hole in your jar of peanut butter?
by Retigga November 23, 2025
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James

This is probably the worst person you will ever meet. It seems like a good person, until you actually realize it is a huge liar. Never trust one of these creatures. Also, if you fall in love with one, RUN. You are so cooked. (NOT ALL JAMES ARE LIKE THIS)
Cool person: I lowkey like James
Alpha Person: NO. IT WILL LIE TO YOU. DON'T LET IT HURT YOU.
by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025
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The James game

You need a friend to play this one person says someone’s name and the other person has to say it louder than them and continue I tell the person whose name you are saying notices and the last person who said it loses
by Mr EL November 29, 2025
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James Story

means: Hello, my son James goes here. This school is horrible, the teachers BARELY teach anything. It’s gotten so bad that he asked me what a decimal was when looking at some old math sheets. And the worst thing of all is his Math Teacher, he told me that he was doing his math sheets and his math teacher told him to come in the hallway, and then he preceded to lead him to a dark closet and then told him to drop his pants and grabbed his balls violently and pulled out a razor and shaving cream. He then preceded to rub shaving cream on his balls and squish them around he then grabbed the razor and shaved. My son came home and he showed me his balls, they had razor bumps and cuts he also had an allergic reaction to the shaving cream and they had to amputate his left ball. He confronted the math teacher the next day and he denied it. 0/10 EXPERIENCE WILL BE PRESSING CHARGES
James story meaning 1 BALL

Girl one: did you hear abt James? he has one ball, 50℅ less chance he'll get up pregnant

Girl two: uhhh I have a confession..
by Silver and Nutshell Dictionary December 7, 2025
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The James Strain

The Act - when a person who is specifically homosexual and their best mates called pol, engages in mutual rubbing with their partner while sharing their erotic touch, while not remembering their name at the time of climax, and calling them derrick.

The Item - a type of weed found in Paris that when smoked make everyone sound like their speaking like lil Wayne.
"ahhhh the James strain."
"hmmm im in the mood for the Mary Jane" "no bro, try the James Strain."
by gay balls 6767 December 27, 2025
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James

A really terrible manager, predominately in retail work.
"My shitty manager just scheduled me for two 8 hours shifts, both closing this weekend!"
"You, my friend, have a James."
by 1NF1N1TY1! June 24, 2021
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