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mary <3

omg she’s literally perfect in everyway possible >_< <3333 i love you so much
i want to spend the rest of my life with you! >.<
i love u mary <3
by lucidiscool March 18, 2021
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Fartism- Version 3

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.
by CreeperDude567 February 4, 2022
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3 fingers up

your loyal to your lovers

(single or multiple)

for all the pollamourous people out there <3
tyler has 3 fingers up he must be loyal to his lover(s)
by babystormy19 October 4, 2022
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December 3

National give some one your giddier to ware all day
by Dingdoooooog December 2, 2021
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jorge :3

an odd but unique person who is very caring and sweet. he always checks up on people and makes sure they are ok. he also peaked immo 3 but he is also a really big liar. Other than that he's awesome sauce and a cool little buddy who hops over walls and has mommy issues.
stinka: omg jorge :3 show me your feet *cat face*
by stinkaaaboot April 13, 2023
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No <3

The most moronic, high-and-mighty, arrogant, patronizing way to treat someone you disagree with like they're a completely idiotic toddler. Even though that's probably what you are for using this. Commonly used on Twitter or TikTok, or just by 14-year-old white girls in general.
Guy 1: *Shares opinion*
Guy 2: No <3
Guy 1: Oh no, I've been disagreed with in a passive-aggressive way! *Spontaneously combusts*
by ISwearImNotATroll October 2, 2021
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3 days

When you date a girl for 3 days and then get dumped.
3 days Is when kid dated a girl for three days then got dumped .
by Cooooooper May 21, 2018
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