by therealcoolioboy June 16, 2024
You put one finger in your mouth, then you put the another in your asshole and say 1 2 and on switch you switch them.
by Gj bear March 15, 2022
I wondered and still wonder if Hollywood movie sets can be corrupt like that too. It's so important, in dangerous cities like Los Angeles and Las Vegas, to have a real bond of trust, to know that something is real, that someone will actually be there for you both when the fancy lights and sounds take over the cityscape and when the lights and sounds turn off.
One day later, two days later, when we were still looking for the pancake dinner that never arrived, I felt grateful for the experience of looking for it with you. I felt grateful for the experience of meeting a true companion who makes the sometimes cruel, cold, and confusing cityscapes of Los Angeles, Las Vegas, and Honolulu seem so much warmer, friendlier, and inviting.
Some people in Hollywood, classically, believe in reincarnation. That was one of the first convos I had with you this October, when I said I wanted to fulfill promises I made to you in a past life. What if we were both movie stars in the 1950s, working for Twentieth Century Fox Studios, scared of becoming victims of a McCarthyist Congressional hearing (that means being accused of being Communists), or scared of otherwise being chewed up and spit out by the film and television industry?
One day later, two days later, when we were still looking for the pancake dinner that never arrived, I felt grateful for the experience of looking for it with you. I felt grateful for the experience of meeting a true companion who makes the sometimes cruel, cold, and confusing cityscapes of Los Angeles, Las Vegas, and Honolulu seem so much warmer, friendlier, and inviting.
Some people in Hollywood, classically, believe in reincarnation. That was one of the first convos I had with you this October, when I said I wanted to fulfill promises I made to you in a past life. What if we were both movie stars in the 1950s, working for Twentieth Century Fox Studios, scared of becoming victims of a McCarthyist Congressional hearing (that means being accused of being Communists), or scared of otherwise being chewed up and spit out by the film and television industry?
Pancake dinner part 2. CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.
by t_hags December 06, 2024
Little does she know, She’s left an everlasting impact on my heart and it belongs only to her. Carolina I’m so lucky to have you in my life, yes I’m a young man as I’m only 21, yet I know you have all the makings of being the best wife and MY wife. Carolina is someone who knows every single song! You may get frustrated because you want to show her a new song, then all of a sudden she starts singing it word for word. But, I can promise you all of your frustrations will evaporate in thin air as soon as she looks at you with those eyes, as soon as she gives you a warm hug, or bites your nose, pops your fingers, gives you a million kisses all over your face, or even tickling you. Just make sure you don’t tickle her because she will exclaim you must STOP. Hey Carolina, it’s me Derek. I want to let you know you have my heart, you’re simply a joy to be around, the umbrella on rainy days for me, the light in the darkest and a person who never fails to cheer me up. I want you to know I truly love you, I understand what the past entailed and how it allowed us to grow within ourselves. Even with that being said, you’ve always been my rock, my home and my love. Wherever the future takes us, I vow to take each step hand in hand with one another, to build together and accomplish all the goals we have. Regardless if we make all those come true or not time will tell, still I want to spend it together. I wanted to take the time to ask you a question, will you be my valentine again?
by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025
woah u have a ducky one 2 mini
by gamerKID54324567 October 31, 2020
a disease most commonly found in the United States that causes people to sort every single political position into one of 2 camps, sorting every person into these groups even if the people within them have almost nothing in common. This is usually a subjective judgment of left vs. right and may be based on the major parties within a 2 party system, but it can also apply to other cases where they think everyone who doesn't agree with their very specific worldview is exactly the same. Symptoms include mind-numbingly stupid takes, seething rage, and excessive tribalism.
examples of 2 party syndrome may include:
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"
by cheese toastie with pickles October 05, 2021
Coming from two very different cultural backgrounds, R and D try to convince their parents to bless their relationship before they get married.
by kheksacommunity December 08, 2024