Jumbo Cunt

A massive 4ft wide vagine, sometimes mistaken as the bermuda triangle, as it is feared by most sailors.

"Arr me harteys, the jumbo cunt took my leg"
"I heard that old bitch has a massive jumbo cunt"

by sabrenoose September 3, 2005

Cunt spoon

A spoon that a woman puts under her vagina during her period so the blood doesn't pour all over the floor.

I bought my mom a cunt spoon for her birthday because i knew her 28 day cycle had started.

by Fetus Bomber November 3, 2004

cunt swag

A cunt that swags. a slut who is very active and her c-lips get bigger and sway(swag) when she walks.

"That girls is a the biggest slut in town...she is a cunt swag.

by kal el July 22, 2005

Cunt

C annot
U nderstand
N ormal
T hinking

Thats why so many find it offensive when being called a cunt. It means you are ignorant.

"Sally doesn't understand what the heck is going on, what a Cunt!"

Rick is treating some girls inappropriately, "He is being such a Cunt!" (not gender specific)

"What a bunch of Cunts!" - referring to people taking about something they have no idea about.

by Pointing-Out-The-Obvious February 17, 2010

cunt guzzler

What you call matt, when dana tells you to call him a cum guzzler, but your stupid and think she says cunt. =. you get a good laugh though. it makes me l-o-l

"Matt, you fuckin cunt guzzler" "teagan i said CUM!", "LOL""ohhh"

by superdupperwalter March 4, 2008

Cunt Hair

A person who is completely useless.

Person 1: "There she is, sleeping on the job again..."
Person 2: "Dude, what a fucking cunt hair."

by NChick1987 February 2, 2006

CUNT BUN

if you are called this cool expression it means you are the bread of a crusty faj-burger!!!

aaaarrgghhh yo cunt bun,yo !!!

by devilslip69 August 3, 2007