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trump

is a creepy old orange creature that came from hell and is the leader of a cult
by wappers July 5, 2021
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Donald Trump

A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025
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trumped

The act of grabbing a women by her genitalia without warning.
My bro just trumped to girls at the club.
by Elchingon June 18, 2018
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Trump

(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.

2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.

A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.
by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024
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Tiny trump

An asshole with shitty hair. Ranges from 3-4ft tall.
by Udisjjdid September 25, 2016
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Trump Facts

A piece of false information that is presented that conflicts with facts or evidence that is used to persuade people to challenge factual information or evidence.
The 45th President of the United States routinely used Trump Facts to counter scientists' opinions about the Corona Virus.
by HB_Hoss November 14, 2020
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Trump Lynne

A Russian word for "springboard". Any coincidence with real persons is purely by chance.
P1 - Do you know what Russians call a springboard?
P2 - No.
P1 - Trumpleen.
P2 - Trump Lynne? LOL
by Murdoc Kylburne January 19, 2017
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