by Guapteament November 22, 2021

by Justsomeguy05 July 18, 2022

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you
Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.
by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021

Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.
by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018

by izzycorcoran December 9, 2022

“Hey, did you see Casey in that telegram group today? She was sending so many messages.”
“Yeah dude, Casey is a total tele god!”
“Yeah dude, Casey is a total tele god!”
by coolchickcase April 8, 2020
