gift from god

a snow day.

John: Today we were given a gift from God.
Frances: Woo! get your wellies on!

by god why is everything taken?! October 11, 2021

god roleplay

When someone role plays themself as a god

Spencer is such troll for making god role plays for himself god I hate god roleplay

by Chameleoncoochi April 24, 2022

Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working

Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*

by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020

Oh My God/Lord

Oh my God is something someone may state when they are surprised about something or frustrated. An abbreviation that people may use to say “oh my God” is “omg” which means “oh my God,” or “oml”which means “oh my lord.”

An example:
Boy: *pees pants*
Other Boy: Oh My God/Lord, your a weirdo.

Boy: Oh my lord…

by braceletowner:) May 22, 2022

Salt God

A very salty boy, who rages over at everything and anything, wheter is it be a small or big problem.

Person1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Person2: You're a Salt God

by A-Bitch-Named-Al April 18, 2018

Maretyui the god

A real God free huge af cock, stay away

having a Maretyui the God having a big cock

by Maretyui November 16, 2023

god damn dumbass

Tiffany’s Mom.

Tiffany’s Mom is the definition of a God damn Dumbass.

by Vinny Baxter May 12, 2024