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dick gay

Someone who is being a complete and utter tosser

*Not homophobic in any way please dont be offended
by some tall boi July 3, 2019
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The big gay

Some iffy gay nigga that’s weird *caugh* *caugh* deven *caugh* *caugh*
by STiffyIFfy nigga November 21, 2018
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Erick is Gay

Erick is gay, he isn’t liked ! ?
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Gay Heterosexual

A wimpy, straight man with a minuscule dick. They enjoy snacking on soy products, and their vegan moms fed them soy milk instead of breast feeding. They tend to have very low testosterone levels, and they lack protein due to their almost guaranteed veganistic behavior. These soy boys' favorite activity is virtue signaling, which they do by showing up at Gay Pride parades, and molesting the actual gay people. Due to their feminine ways, these "men" are never partnered with decent females. Instead, they like extreme feminist women who don't expect any manly behavior. Due to this defying nature and biology, these relationships never last. Gay Heterosexuals tend to populate the large American cities, including New York, Miami, Los Angeles, and especially San Fransisco, where these hoards are plentiful. During intercourse with these wimps, a woman may require that a "toy" is used, since the man's penis is usually not long enough to penetrate the vagina. It's unusual that sperm can be produced by Gay Heterosexuals, due to the high estrogen/low testosterone levels, so population decrease has been present in recent years. It is believed that in the near future, they may be extinct.
Diet: carrots, almonds, soy milk, bran flakes, and bamboo
Age: 18-30
Gender: well gender could mean many things
IQ: 20-40
Dick Length: 0.1-1inch in erect form
Hobby: screaming and crying about changing the word
That Gay Heterosexual didn't even grunt once when I slept with him.
Gay heterosexuals have been banished from most parts of Texas.
by Naggot Figger August 22, 2019
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active gay

A person belonging to the LGBTQIA+ community who is visibly participating and fighting for their community.
P: Tony is such an active gay he has been in three protests against the homophobes this week!
by jonovahypernova March 14, 2016
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Gay Cult

Unless you love gays, you are instantly a 'homophobe' and the gay bandwagon tramples on you because of their mind altered atheism. They hate god and their own religions because they've grown up watching Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus. plus, their parents hate them, because they came from a woman but now they want to fuck a guy for no reason.
Boy: "I don't like gays."

Girl: "GAY!"

gay cult, everyone.
by God is better than you February 3, 2014
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Gay Torpedo

Noun: A large, un-flushable log of feces. These behemoths of the turd kind are shot out, primarily, by gay men. This is because their anus is stretched so wide, that the shiznits escape at diameters upwards of half a foot. One may often find these fecal relics occupying the last stall of public restrooms.

Hey, new guy! We got a code red! Grab that plunger, and some sulfuric acid, and go defuse that gay torpedo in the men's restroom!
by PiltDownMcMahon February 26, 2008
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