JeSsIcA: Hey!! It’s ur mom!
MaN: So it’s someone who is dead? Why wouldn’t you say that in the first place-? Gosh JeSsIcA!
MaN: So it’s someone who is dead? Why wouldn’t you say that in the first place-? Gosh JeSsIcA!
by Name starts with “A” October 26, 2020
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Someone who gives you any kind of mental disorder, from bipolar disorder, depression, and anxiety.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.
They also make sure to get your self esteem as low as possible, so that you lose 3 years of your life trying to get it back.
And if you arent a smart little teacher's pet? Haha i hope you didnt need that 2% of self esteem left inside you.
Son: hey mom, i got a mediocre grade, sorry about that, im gonna do better next time
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.
After hearing that, mom goes into "bitch mode" and proceeds to make you feel like shit again.
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