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hip job

When a person uses the inside of their hips and thighs to stimulate the penis without inserting it into the vagina or ass. Can be done lying down or standing up, but is best done laying down and facing away so the guy gets a good view of the butt.
Person 1: I don't think it counts as sex, does it? Does a hand job count?
Person 2: Nah, I think both a handy or a hip job definitely count as sex.
by bweehehe August 22, 2021
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blob job

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”
by nanalover123 October 1, 2019
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Job

Job is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is super caring and loving. He always forgives you and gives you many chances. He is very considerate and not selfish in anyway. Anybody to get to know Job is very lucky and blessed to have Job in their lives.
"Job is awesome"
by Mahbobeh November 12, 2022
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Phlegm Job

The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.
Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”
by Barkingpenguin November 13, 2022
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Mcann Job

Not putting a bin bag into a bin when you are meant to
He just did a mcann job
by Buen0_Noches December 11, 2022
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A Mu Job

Having a Brazilian woman with a 5 inch Clitoris fuck you in the ass....
His friend from Med School had a Mu job last summer, and it was wild!
by ClutchLutch April 16, 2021
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Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove. You break par if done in 72 strokes or less.
Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.
by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024
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