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scrumpy hands

A tradition in New Zealand. Where someone who is drinking scrumpy cider, tapes a 1.25L bottle either hand and is not allowed to remove them until they have finished the aforementioned bottle/s.
Typically popular in hospitality and university parties.
"Yo josh, did you see that noa is doing scrumpy hands tonight?"
"Lets hope he can finish them before needing to piss"
by Andrew Little December 17, 2023
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poverty hands

A person who is physically incapable of making a basketball shot. His hands are so impoverished that his shots are not money.
Michael Quan is trash at ball bruh, he's got poverty hands
by povertyhands March 28, 2019
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Hand Pussy

What lonely boys use in order to get off when they’re craving real pussy.
Drake S: Hey Isaac, heard you’ve been getting lots of pussy lately?
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.
by Donnie Drakko August 4, 2022
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Ecstasy hands

A disorder where someone loves the feeling of their hands running through or over something.
Kayleigh has ecstasy hands Bro. She couldn't stop rubbing my flannel
by Gruntsman July 2, 2017
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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012
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Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.
“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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