i feel like chicken tonight

when you feel like eating "Chicken Tonight" Brand product .

richie:hey mom what's for dinner.

Mrs. Cunningham:I havent decided what im going to make yet.

Richie:I feel like chicken tonight!(rondulet)

Mrs. C:Sit on it ,its 1964.

by h-lo August 24, 2004

cotton pickin chicken pluckin music

humorus word for country music

Grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music.

by jrndakota November 12, 2006

chicken corn cob gravy

Yummy, gooey, snozberry based soup.

Yeah doggy, get me some of that chicken corn cob gravy!

by milmar August 8, 2003

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af

Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

Which came first the chicken or the egg

The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.

Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

yuu i like chicken nuggets

lol

yuu i like chicken nuggets init

by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019

Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese

On November 6, 1969, 420 geese died from the ingestion of chicken nuggets. Since then, millions of scientists and medical specialists have engaged in multiple experiments in an attempt to solve this mystery. The only conclusion is that every year on this day if a goose so much as nibbles a chicken nugget, they will die.

Every day I feed my goose Herold a chicken nugget, but I forgot today was Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese, and he died. Tragic, aye?

by RIP Herold November 23, 2019