ass salad

similar to bullshit

"oh shit, my teacher just assigned a 4 page paper due tomorrow"
"dude, that's fucking ass salad"

by assbutt420 November 9, 2015

Bitch ass

I name called to guys who act like bitches and who aren't REAL.

That boy a bitch ass

by Crazyjs2131 December 17, 2015

Ass coded

Getting dress coded at school for having too big of an ass so it simply did not fit in your clothes.

Oh my gosh did you see Becky get ass coded earlier?

by 420kushnose69 January 13, 2016

Acne Ass

A a butt/ass that has pimples, zits, etc.

Man, no guys will fuck me because of my acne ass!

by PokeManNaillik January 19, 2016

mattress ass

The flattened, unappealling shapeless, but sometimes square rear end of a man or woman. Lacking butt cheeks.

Tush, backside, dumper, arse, noassatall, buns, shitbox, fartbox.

While Peggy has definitely got it going on back there, poor Hank is sporting a mattress ass.

by Kel-Kan March 15, 2016

glitter ass

When a man or woman rubs his or her butt in glitter before sex.

Tom had his glitter ass ready for me last night.

by LeBaron Jame April 8, 2016

Sing Ass

When you fart and clench your ass cheeks it makes a whistling sound

I did a sing ass and my family thought I was whistling

by J0$HÜÅ November 14, 2016