small faces

when someone's face gets all scrunched up when talking about something they are overly passionate about.

stop making small faces over that retarded anime you guys are watching.

by sinisnak July 7, 2010

Hamburger face

TO BE AN ASSHOLE IN GENERAL, AND TO USE K TO ANSWER LARGE STATEMENTS OR QUESTIONS.

Example 1: Hamburger face

JAKE FREDERIC DAVEAY WAS ON SKYPE WITH RORY, WHEN HE SUDDENLY CALLED RORY A FAG AND RORY WAS OFFENED. RORY CONTINUED TO TALK BUT AFTER HOURS OF WAITING WAS ONLY LEFT A REPLY OF K. RORY THEN GAVE UP AND PLAYED SKYRIM ALONE. FUCKING HAMBURGER FACED JAKE!

Example: "WOW DUDE I WAS SO FUCKING HAMBURGER FACE LAST NIGHT".

by ANGRY AT JAKE! December 30, 2011

face of satan

The female genetalia in particular, or the pubic hair, i.e. the rug word surrounding them.

Joe the gay ain't never seen the face of satan.

by Jacon (ja-son) September 12, 2003

Face AIDS

A mythical female creature that roams the streets of Birmingham (UK) at night. Sightings are rare but if eye contact is made with 'it' the viewer is turned to stone

'look over there by the DJ booth.. Face Aids!'

by RedSole March 16, 2009

Gravy Face

When one is eating anothers ass and is unintentially shit on. Typically caused by explosive diarrhea due to the tickling of the sphincter.

John was licking Jen's ass. Jen unintentionally leaked explosive diarrhea on John's face. Damn! Look at John's Gravy Face.

by LucasP July 24, 2008

face pussy

A man's beard which is grown to extreme lengths and is unkempt in nature. Due to lack of proper beard maintenance, it develops an odor similar to a womans unwashed vaginal area.

You need to shave your face pussy, it's making the whole church smell!

by Poopship Destroyer July 16, 2009

Poker Face

BEST SONG EVER! Written AND composed by the one and only LADY GAGA, who became famous the real way, by booking gigs and working on talent, not by some stupid reality show, like american idol. Which is kind of ironic, considering she did a kick-ass performance on their stage.

"Poker face, to me, is perfection."- Lady GaGa.

by gagaforgaga April 13, 2009