When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.
"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"
"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"
"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"
by create1ders October 17, 2011
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After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
by DownloadFailed November 6, 2011
Get the Post-jack courage mug.A typical piece of clothing worn by 'indie' people. Many people named Jai will be seen wearing this jacket. There is no pink patches on the Jacket as people who wear it like to keep there man-ly-ness and pink is no man-ly.
by heatherrrrrrrrr August 22, 2011
Get the Denim Jack with patches mug.A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.
Champagne and Passion took 1st place in the Stripolympics by executing a flawless Polish Bumper Jack, and then sticking the landing.
by Whiteboy B February 25, 2019
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by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018
Get the Jack Van Norton mug.A very sweet and lovable guy who deserves the world and to be loved by everyone and anyone who puts time forth into keeping his happiness. His smile like the sun and his eyes like the stars. Very trustworthy and can be a real memester!! Once you have him,don’t ever let him go because you’ll be a dumbass if you do. Show him the love he deserves and don’t let him forget how much you love him
by Jackityjizz21 June 20, 2018
Get the Jack Adam Thornton mug.Simon Keough Jack is also a name for a shit YouTuber. Probably in debt and mushroom hair. Also has the potential to be mistaken for a fat lesbian.
by Wancle June 22, 2018
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