A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.

Side note : usually in debt.

Don’t be like Simon.
I met Simon Keough Jack today.. I feel good about myself now
by Qwertyuiii April 28, 2018
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Simon Keough Jack is also a name for a shit YouTuber. Probably in debt and mushroom hair. Also has the potential to be mistaken for a fat lesbian.
by Wancle June 22, 2018
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