Gettin Jacked Up

Going to the bar and get extremely drunk because your wife took the TV away. One who is drunk and unable to drive so he/she tends to get run over or kidnapped or some crazy ass thing.

Use your word in a sentence
Paul,"Man Jimmy was so gettin jacked up last night"
Dave,"Yeah man piss ran down his legs"

by Tay~Tay May 2, 2015

Jack Van Norton

A guy who would suck off a dude for half a sandwich. He has a penis thats always smaller than his girlfriends penis. Once he docked with another dude.

He's such a jack van norton

by Dale the redneck williams December 20, 2018

Jack Off Lawson

A man with a shite trim. His head is usually referred to as egg looking.

Watch out its a Jack Off Lawson

by MisterBigD123 June 9, 2020

Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011

jack off a titty

playing with a tit or nips, basically getting a girl wet by playing with zem titties

"hey chad do you know how to jack off a titty??"
"what the fuck does that mean bro"

by rocky69420 April 5, 2022

Simon Keough-Jack

Simon Keough Jack is also a name for a shit YouTuber. Probably in debt and mushroom hair. Also has the potential to be mistaken for a fat lesbian.

This YouTuber is such a simon Keough-Jack

by Wancle June 22, 2018

Deacon Jack Industry

A budding financial wave created by the artist Deacon Jack

Im going to Pimp the Deacon Jack industry for realz!

by JackDragon August 21, 2023