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Get the Gayest Guy Ever mug.Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"
Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
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Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"
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Don't eat her french fries. She's a Gui.
by rocketman197 November 21, 2021
Get the Gui mug.A high school guy typically a junior or senior who carries around a gallon of water and tries to beef with younger guys,females or other guys for no reason and then are all y’all. they all drive lifted trucks
Person 1: hey who are those seniors beefing with a sophomore 5 v1?
Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.
Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.
by Theboyinstripedtimbs October 19, 2018
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Dude 1: let's just grab a drink after work, we've had a long day.
Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.
**Takes 1 sip**
Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?
Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy
Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.
**Takes 1 sip**
Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?
Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy
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