Wolf King

One true alpha leader who leads their pack but irl is a short man who thinks he is the main character

The Wolf King howls and calls the pack on the night of a full moon.

by Skibidi Rizz Gyat in Ohio June 13, 2024

King's shitting

the case when you were on the toilet and you don't even have to wipe yourself off

"Hey Dave i had a King's shitting right now."
"Wtf?! To much information man!"

by piano_sucker May 3, 2022

King Steven

A square pigeon from the lower east side who likes to frolick in the meadows .

King Steven battles Baruch dab for dab on the haters

by Dankman the bachur September 11, 2021

King Bols

The Legendary Bridge King. Will never be seen without his 12 and a pack of boges. Loves himself a fat rip of the juul or any vapor devices.

King Bols crashed the party with just his 12 and a pack of boges.

by dat pussay May 6, 2018

three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.

Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?

by The vorest avenger April 13, 2023

performance kings

Seventeen (Korean: 세븐틴), also stylized as SEVENTEEN or SVT, is a South Korean boy band formed by Pledis Entertainment in 2015. The group consists of 13 members: S.Coups, Jeonghan, Joshua, Jun, Hoshi, Wonwoo, Woozi, DK, Mingyu, The8, Seungkwan, Vernon, and Dino.

friend: i wonder who the performance kings of kpop are
you: thats seventeen! (btw svt comeback october 22!)

by hugssvt September 23, 2021

King of Troy

(noun) A person who tries and fails to insult people by writing false definitons of his/hers/its superiors (usually on Urban Dictionary).

This one King of Troy was so immature he had to make up a definition for nerds to make himself feel better about her insecurities.

by justanaveragejoe March 28, 2011