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Terminal Brown Neck

The largest growing disease in the world. Usually caused by putting one's head so far up their ass that a permanent brown ring forms around their neck. See also: Shit head
My neighbor just shot a cannon firework out of his hand while holding a beer in the other. He must have a case of terminal brown neck.
by DetroitOnTheVirg July 6, 2017
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Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.
Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!
by Steve Chuttney April 7, 2011
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Girl with Browning tattoo

These types of girls not only dip copenhagen long cut and shot gun bud heavy’s, but also partake in meth.
That girl with browning tattoo was cool until she got that tattoo and started smoking meth.”
by Real_dude1 February 11, 2022
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brown eye of the tiger

when tiger balm is used as lube for an anal plug
Johnny is rocking the brown eye of the tiger tonight
by Dr. Saul Diggler June 24, 2023
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Equanimeous St. Brown

A fucking bum on the field, pisses down his leg, afraid of competition.
Yeah he’s such an Equanimeous St. Brown!

I don’t want him on my team then!
by TRSnakeEyes October 28, 2021
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Burd's Brown Brisket

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.
Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.
by urmomgaaaaayyyyyy March 19, 2019
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Brown Lips Bret

He is an extreme ass kisser, the most heinous of all. His sole purpose in life is to kiss chocolate starfish or blow any upper management at the drop of a hat. He resides in Witchita, KS but been spotted in St Louis, MO
Man get a load of Brown Lips Bret workin his magic! Whose ass will he kiss when he's the CEO?????
by brown lips January 15, 2008
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