Busted A Honey Nut

A big fat one that's really thick, almost like honey.

Girl: Mom!

Mom: What?

Girl: Billy just busted a honey nut into my cereal!

by Weirdo Sheep November 17, 2018

you absolute nut

when you breath

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.

by SATAN IS BAE June 12, 2018

donkey nut buckle

when you put a girl on her hands and knees and have sexual intercourse until you both ejaculate at the same time and creates a clog in both the vagina and penis urethra making the sexual organs cripple for a few days until the clog is fixed

John: "mate lets go out and get laid tonight"
Nick: "na cant mate, she hit me with the donkey nut buckle last night"
John: "..."

by nigger ching chong September 14, 2018

Palm Beach Nuts

Palm Beach Nuts means fucking CRAZY like Donald Trump CRAZY! It's bat-shit-crazy, nuts! It's BEYOND the nuthouse nuts, it's crazy, out-of-touch, delusional, NUTS! It's mental on steroids, out-of-your-mind, nuts! It's like thinking that the past is the present and the present is the past, nuts! It's like thinking you're a billionaire when you don't even have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, nuts! It's like hiding Top Secret documents and trying to sell them, nuts! It's like burying an ex-wife on the first tee, nuts! It's like being so rich that it doesn't matter what you say, nuts! It's like lobotomy Ninja, nuts!

"Elsa is more than just crazy, she's fucking Palm Beach Nuts, the poor thing!" "Yesterday she introduced me to Jimmy Hoffa when I knew all along that he hadn't come home from work yet."

by Tab Smart August 30, 2022

Don't Nut December

You know, Novembers kinda a weird month to not nut. So why not December? Maybe Even Both?

"Hey, Did you do No Nut November?" "Yeah, But I'm gonna do Don't Nut December too."

by zenyylol November 30, 2021

Suck my nuts

Someone who sucks another man's nuts. Probably will lead to oral sex and ejaculation

Keith carridian "kung Fu the legend" he wanted for someone to use this term either suck my nuts or dick. Keith wound jump into action on his knees, point of no return feels to good.

by Cumdepsority March 3, 2022

Dog Nutted Outfit

This is to refer to someone that is being dumb

Johny stop being a Dog Nutted Outfit and do it right

by Bubba2bad44 March 4, 2022