Dirty Water Job

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.

Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!

by Puss5829 March 14, 2016

Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

by pps123234 May 2, 2013

Flame job

You get Your sexual partner to eat a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos without a drink. Make sure they do not lick their fingers, then proceed to tell him to give you oral sex.

You my friend just got a Flamejob.

Yo my lady gave me a Flame job and its been burning for 4 days already.

by Ron691999 June 12, 2022

quick job

to have sex mad quick

"My man got AIDS, he was hit hard; to get laid, he paid a crack head for a five dollar quick job" -AG from that 92' hit single "Runaway slave"

by Goochenberg October 10, 2013

bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.

"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"

by jfishyy February 2, 2022

to-go job

1. Giving the driver head while in a drive through

2. Any sexual act with food good enough to eat and fuck

3. A quickie

That cheeseburger was so good, Ethan wanted a to-go job.

by Ace242 September 2, 2014

whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee May 24, 2018