Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!

friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station by dustbruh September 22, 2021

Dosie-don't 

This is a term used to describe really bad dance moves.

This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!

Dosie-don't by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016

donny the t 

Donald J Trump's homie name

Stacys mom: "Last night at the Mc Donald's some douchebag grabbed me by the pussy, then gave me a cheeseburger 🍔 and said: you're fired "
Stacy: "Must have been Donny the T. - he eats Chicken McNuggets all day , and is now the new Ronald Mc Donald"

Mom: "Holy cow. America is finally great again!"

Stacy: "True dat . Halelujah. 'Mercica first!"

Mom: "Wanna go to Mc Donald's ?"
Stacy: " anytime Linda "

donny the t by party_987 January 27, 2018

Bitches Ain’t Shit

It means that you hoes ain’t shit and will never be shit cause y’all some hoooessssss

“Damn she already fuckin with 3 niggas,man bitches ain’t shit”

Bitches Ain’t Shit by Yaniggatony July 19, 2019

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up! 

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.

I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up! by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019

Sweat, so you don't 

There is an old saying in training elite combat troops - we make you sweat, so you don't have to bleed!

We make you sweat, so you don't have to bleed!

Sweat, so you don't by I, Wreckerrr March 23, 2021

I Don't Give a Fuck 

Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER

Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..

I Don't Give a Fuck by SpecklemyFreckle January 2, 2017