meat scarecrow

When someone is decapitated they become a meat scarecrow. There head to be replaced with a Jack O Lantern

A: Did you know about Kurt Cobain?
B: yea he blew his head off and turned himself into a “meat scarecrow”

by Hotdogcity422 July 24, 2022

Meat popsicle

Corn dog

Meat popsicles are just meat on a stick.

by Meaty popsicle February 21, 2019

meat carriage

a slang term for pussy. it is derived from a deli meat slicer. the meat carriage is the apparatus onto which the slab of meat is placed and securely fastened prior to slicing.

1) dude, her meat carriage could have fit a whole boar's head ham.

by alex rizzo January 4, 2009

Meat Mole

What you call a fat dude's chode.

"That date did NOT go well. He was funny and all, but when he dropped his pants all he had was a meat mole."

"Brutal."

by DjentSlayer June 30, 2024

Romanian Meat Jancum

When an individual, typically a freakaholic, inserts rancid flesh into a jancum jar in a romanian fashion. The individual then proceeds to "Get freaky wit it"(IYKYK) and has an unending gooning session to top it off.

Chooch: "What are you guys doing?
Z and T: "We're finna Romanian meat jancum, unc. Wanna join"
Chooch: "BETTTT!!!"
LD:"Can I get in on that?"
Everyone: "Sure!!"

by F3llerHaterZakinator December 12, 2024

Meat paddles

Word for feet

I would love to suck on your meat paddles

by gregmeat July 20, 2022

Meat

1) A term used as a noun, verb , adjective, and adverb. It can mean literally anything.
2) An expression of excitement (see Yeet)
3) A word that instantly catches on without anyone knowing what it means

That show was so meat!
Wow meat meat your meat!
AWWWW MEAT!

by The meatling May 12, 2015