I have bonkers

If your parents are out. And you have the house to yourself, you have bonkers.

"I have bonkers to night so I will throw a party."
"I have bonkers come over."

by eswn September 4, 2020

I need help

I need help

I need help

by cattahns November 22, 2021

I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022

I “dropped the Fritos”

1) I threw it on the floor and I freaked it.

2) I threw her down and messed it upppp.

I threw it on the floor and I freaked it

Dad: Last night I “dropped the Fritos”

by 3015610 March 12, 2020

I Smell Fanny

When you and your mates are sitting somewhere and a group of girls walk past and that you imply for him to go get there snap or number.

You: I smell Fanny
Him: i think its just you mate i think they are butters

by Jim the crack head November 20, 2019

i like homework

Why do you like homework just why

I like homework
Honey you do not like homework/j

by kureくれ December 21, 2021

I Must Diff

"I Must Diff" is something you say to express your disagreement with something.

Bobby: Hey dude, did you know that Amelia Earhart survived the crash! She's still alive! Totally! I read it on Wikipedia!

Gilgamesh: I must diff. Uhh.. dude. She's dead.

by YlemRat May 9, 2014