National Confession Day

Literally any day, now that it's on Urban Dictionary you have to do it you chicken!!! JUST TELL THEM ALREADY BIATCH!!!

"IT'S NATIONAL CONFESSION DAY NOW JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!"
"K jeez man, calm down"
"NEVER"

by applesauce2005 October 23, 2019

april fools day

The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.

Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!

by Basil March 31, 2005

National Fuck Day

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Fuck Day! Let's fuck!!!

If National Fuck Day is my half-birthday, does it still count as ABC Sex?

by E-Dog1209 October 2, 2016

all in a day's work

What you say when you save the world.

*throws up plastic disc towards sky that breaks through the window of a terrorist suicide bomber plane and slices the terrorist's head off, leaving the pilot to safely land the plane*

All in a day's work.

by MegamanTTEX October 22, 2010

April Fools Day

Trust no one... you are not safe. Run And hide. Don't try to defend your self you WILL FAIL.

Jim didn't run or hide so he was pranked on April Fools Day

by Urban_Dictionary_Daily247 April 1, 2015

National Moaning Day

Its on april 19th moan as loud as you can in school or at work and vs ur friends to be the best moaner

Hey дpyг it’s national moaning day ! (moans softly)

дpyг(Moans a little louder)
John Wicks (moans loud)
дpyг (MOANS INTENSLY)
*breaks peoples ear drums by moaning*

by Big nibba on that beat May 27, 2018

Penis Inspection Day

A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.

Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.

Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!

by friendmandude May 27, 2019