Douche Dick

A male driver that can’t drive.

Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.

by drappel August 15, 2020

douchebag

a australian slang used to describe a darla of the group who is a dumbo

person 1- d your such a douchebag
person 2- thanks...

by eddieisthebest September 10, 2020

Douche

A nickname for a kid who looks asian but isnt

“Hey douche”. “Hey”

by Lemonjuiceboiyo September 25, 2020

Douche

A device woman use to wash their vaginas with.

Martha is a douche

by MLGPure October 3, 2020

Douchebag

A douchebag is both arrogant and disingenuous, but the term does not denote any particular level of intelligence or lack thereof, nor does it denote any degree of abrasiveness or lack thereof. A douchebag is always unaware that he is a douchebag.

Chuck Todd is a douchebag.

by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

Douche

A douche is both arrogant and stupid, but he is neither disingenuous nor abrasive. Due to his stupidity, a douche is always unaware that he is a douche.

Brian Willaims is a douche.

by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

Douche canoe

Vagina that is blown out that a pad tampon floats around in it.

That bitches tampon floats around like a douche canoe.

by Camel creeper October 19, 2020