A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
by Skyking007 August 30, 2015
It’s something that people say when they are seriously distressed. Please don’t use this commonly. Have a nice day!
Bro WTF are you doing?
by Excalibur III December 09, 2023
He is a heemer that only knows one way, the jit savage way. He’s quick to check the stats and owns that big dick energy squad ya’ll hear about all the time.
by Jit Savage Heemer November 16, 2020
A word commonly used back in 2016 to upset many people over the cringe. If you wanted to make someone weirded out or annoyed just list this word.
Wassup Jake , Yeet-Dab-Bro
If you are using it in the sense of 2-3 people
Person 1: Yeet Person 2: Dab Person 3: Bro
Commonly used by people 11 or lower in 2021-but some may use it more to make fun of the fact it exists.
If you are using it in the sense of 2-3 people
Person 1: Yeet Person 2: Dab Person 3: Bro
Commonly used by people 11 or lower in 2021-but some may use it more to make fun of the fact it exists.
by Bella G-H December 14, 2021
Kinda like eskimo bro's but instead it consists purely of incest with your siblings and or parents. They also tend to ditch their only friends for the sake of their brothers cocks in their mouths or ass for the sake of sexual satisfaction. Some of these males may be even virgins to the opposite sex, but that doesn't bother them because of the fresh glaze of ticky cum juice that gets splurted onto their faces.
by Skinny Shanny September 06, 2022
by Randonarchy April 03, 2021