When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017
Get the The Steve Jobmug. A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"
by pps123234 May 2, 2013
Get the Cooney Jobmug. When the male cums on the female’s ear and then sucks it up with their mouth and then kisses and transfers the cum to the female .
by erzincanmale September 28, 2025
Get the erzincan ear jobmug. by Spacecadet May 17, 2019
Get the Lawn jobmug. A high paying job with little or no responsibilities given to someone with little or no qualifications because of their connections.
by Vorlock September 28, 2018
Get the Chelsea jobmug. A phrase used towards individuals who have masteterd the art of the turntables and fist bumping in the club.
Tony: Hey whats the DJ's name at the booth
Buck: His name is DJ Scoliosis
Tony: We should go tell him "Good Job DJ!"
Buck: His name is DJ Scoliosis
Tony: We should go tell him "Good Job DJ!"
by EarlySpore November 30, 2018
Get the Good Job DJ!mug. When an absolute trash head energy drink junkie sticks his lil dih into a full energy drink can or carbonated can of something, whiles listening to rock music the entire time.
by Rotluckkk May 12, 2025
Get the Rotluck jobmug.