Brooklyn John

When someone sits on your face and drools.

She seemed boring at first but it didn’t take me long to talk her into giving me a Brooklyn John.

by El Capitán Nico August 21, 2022

John

Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.

1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"

by Torrajin October 23, 2022

John

John is a mystery of a man, a man of few words, a man who will cut anyone who fucks with his circle. He is adept with his hands, and loves his woman fiercely. John makes sure things are done right, and takes pains to correct the wrongs. He is fun, hot, sensitive and sexy. John is a man every other dude should aspire to be.

John makes his lady feel like she is his, he works hard to explain why they are forever.

by GeminEye Visionary November 20, 2022

John

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself

What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John

by fruit tea April 5, 2022

John

Bootyhole licker

Johns a bootyhole licker lol

by Mymomsdeadlol February 14, 2022

Chucking a John

to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.

Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!

by mulz n sambo October 16, 2010

John Howard

The worst PM from Australia's worst political party. Nobody ever saw his face because it was always buried in George Bush's ass. Was in talks to make australia the 51st state of America before the australian public grew more than 3 brain cells and voted him out.

Guy 1: I voted for John Howard
Guy 2: Calls police to remove the crazy psycopath from the streets.

by Among us nft April 20, 2022