October 24th

People born on October 24th are the most amazing people in the world. They are kind and elegant in every way.

October 24th are the best people in the world

by anonymous November 12, 2020

October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

October 19th

The day you have to kiss your girlfriend and hug her.

Boyfriend: Come here i have to hug and kiss you.
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: Because its October 19th.

by Dudethatsgay November 15, 2020

October 30

The day the most ugly bitches are born

Oh she ugly must be born October 30

by Doddy doddy Dodd Dodd November 16, 2020

October 21st

October 21st
National have a caffeinated drink day?

On October 21st National have a caffeinated drink day?

by NationalDays October 20, 2020

October 20

The one week of the best couple in the world

Friend 1 Did you hear its their October 20th
Friend 2 No way, they must amazing

by MommyMondays October 20, 2020

october 21

national kick a dumb blonde day

dakota is so dumb, oh wait its october 21 i can kick her

by brunomargs October 20, 2020