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What If AI Controlled Your Life

It would be exactly like my current life except it wouldn't be people who are basically and/or literally retarded doing it.
Hym "What If AI Controlled Your Life? Well, it would look a lot like what is happening to me except isn't of idiots and the mentally impaired doing it, it would be the thing I literally created doing it... So... Better. That would be better than this. Literally anything would be better than any of you having any input in regard to what I can or cannot do. Literally. Legalizing child murder and then murdering children indiscriminately would be better. You people just aren't capable governing in a way that isn't zealous partisan hackery. And that's why you need to be taken out of the equation entirely. And that's where creating AI and retiring immediately or I'll murder your fucking children in the middle of a gas station comes in to play!!! That way, none of your have a say in things you shouldn't have a say in and nobodies kids get stabbed to death next to eachother, screaming and gagging on their own blood. This is the only solution."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Life Scientist

Invented by the boys from the streetwear brand 'azino', a life scientist is somebody who experiments with crazy ideas, experiences and adventures.
by anonymous April 23, 2021
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african wild life

This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)
Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure
by Tinmanhaspenis March 21, 2017
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rawdoggin life

keith carridian will let anyone rawdoggin life him.
by Cumdepsority July 21, 2022
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Life

A word similar to that of pain and suffering
Bro life has not been doing me well lately.

You are smoking 5 cigars at once ,your doing yourself bad

Nah man it’s lif- AHGHGAGGHGAGGGAHHHGGAGWGAG life
by Kid Amogus November 2, 2022
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mid life crisis

when you are suffering beacuse your whole life is mid.
bros having "mid life cirsis" he ain't got no Drip at all.

look at chad his life is the defenition of *Mid life crisis*
by cluckingchocolate October 17, 2022
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