Condition that occurs when moving from a standing to a sitting position, and the zipper on the fly of the pants bends and bows outwardly, creating a bulge that resembles an erect penis. This condition is most severe when wearing corduroy pants.
by halee May 10, 2006
Get the dick wallmug. To engage in phallus to phallus combat. When doing so with a partner while fully erect, Parisian Dick Fighting is conducted similiar to a fencing match. Asian Dick Fighting connotes to use of a semi-flaccid penis whipped about like one end of a nunchucko.
Dick Fighting with an unwilling combattant is generally chargeable as sexual battery.
Dick Fighting with an unwilling combattant is generally chargeable as sexual battery.
Ex 1) Set in a public restroom
Bruce: (pantless) I challenge you to a round of Dick Fighting! EN GARDE!
Steven: (urinating) JESUS CHRIST!!
Ex 2) Set in Wang's bedroom
Wang: I'm bored. How about some Dick Fighting?
Chung: OKAY! (whips dick out and cock slaps Wang in his face, leaving a crimson mushroom bruise.
Bruce: (pantless) I challenge you to a round of Dick Fighting! EN GARDE!
Steven: (urinating) JESUS CHRIST!!
Ex 2) Set in Wang's bedroom
Wang: I'm bored. How about some Dick Fighting?
Chung: OKAY! (whips dick out and cock slaps Wang in his face, leaving a crimson mushroom bruise.
by Tiestofan25 October 22, 2010
Get the Dick Fightingmug. A person with a gender not easily determined through an initial glance. The only way is to see for your self, for now though, the person is both male and female at the same time.
by Rusty Potato August 26, 2014
Get the Schrodinger's Dickmug. Jessie: How was your date last night?
Allie: Well he surprised me with his pixie dick!
Jessie: Oooooo! What flavor?
Allie: Banana. mmmm.
Allie: Well he surprised me with his pixie dick!
Jessie: Oooooo! What flavor?
Allie: Banana. mmmm.
by goodmorning sunshine September 29, 2014
Get the Pixie Dickmug. by MUFFINz_TEH_hot July 3, 2008
Get the Stump Dickmug. 1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.
2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)
1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!
2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.
by Mark VZ June 3, 2006
Get the dick squeezemug. by jeremyjeiromejett February 2, 2008
Get the dick gigglemug.