3 boy crisis

When you have a boyfriend, make a new friend then they tell you they like you. You have to choose, while thinking an old friend (who is also your first love, and before that your best friend) comes back to talk. They ask you about love advice then after a while of small talk you tell them what's going on. You say things like you'll be alone because you'll screw it all up. After a while he tells you he loves you, you respond as a friend. He tells you no like I did before. Now you're stuck choosing between your current boyfriend, your new bestfriend, or your ex boyfriend who you took forever to get over and now question if you really did. This happens when you fall for 3 people at once.

I am not having a life crisis, Conner said he loves me, Zander is freaking out, and Kris came back and is stepping up. Three boys, and I dont know if I can choose. I'm living a 3 boy crisis.

by @FallenPhoenixIXVII November 23, 2018

Channel 3

Sports1. The type of tv channel you stumble across at 1:56 am in a German hotel on a school trip that’s magically transformed from an international slapping competition to a soft core pornographic car mechanic role play show at 2am that your friend will watch for a solid hour or so.

“Oh my god did you see Channel 3 last night”
“Hell yeah dude”

by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia April 13, 2025

3 fingers up

it means you love your girlfriend more then anything

*holds 3 fingers up* yeah i love my girlfriend more then anyone so suck your mum

by hahsxnzh hi skshxidsbsi April 20, 2022

HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.

PAUL WELLER WAS SHOCKED FROM BEHIND IN A FAMILY FILM CALLED HORTON HEARS A WHO!

PAUL WELLER FROM HORTON HEARS A WHO!

IS THIS

gary: hey frank black of pixies!, HOW DO YOU FEEL?

frank black of pixies: OH HI GARY!, I FEEL LIKE HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.!.

by Andy the shed August 15, 2022

bunny <3

cute girl with dyed red hair and a killer body that everyone wants.

wow bunny <3 is so cute im in love with her

by bunbun <3 May 22, 2023

Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair

Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”

by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021

3 Sólido

We use the term "3 Sólido" we want to classify drunk people from 0-10. If any of the people have a rather high blood alcohol percentage, but who thinks that this is completely sober it is said that 0-10 is a "3 Sólido", where 10 is a value less than "3 Sólido".

Me: WTF, that chick just put a cucumber in her ass after leaving Urban.
Friend: She's in a 3 Sólido

by TheFrenchBaguette August 7, 2018