Green Dating

The act of recycling partners within the same dating scene, sort of like musical chairs but with STDs, jealousy, and guilt.

Man, we need to move to a new city. Every eligible girl I know has slept with half of my friends. I don't want to resort to green dating.

by blondefonzie April 9, 2011

green toothbrush

you’re a poes

i have a green toothbrush

“im a poes”

by you moms poes September 26, 2022

Gregory Greene

A little horny boy in love with Bailee Randles and every other girl that comes in contact with him.

Do you know Gregory Greene? he’s got a crush on every girl!!!

by jesusnutmaster June 26, 2019

Green hat

Green hat is a really fit guy who is in six form they are usually actors who are in plays he is someone you are your friends obsess over and stalk and plan orgys with he wears really long socks and looks kinda gay

Green hat is fit

by Sophiem1234512 November 7, 2019

Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

by mugbutt July 29, 2021

Green

the color Ryan can’t see.

Hey can you see GREEN??
no.
too bad

by Buttsnifferr June 1, 2021

Green

It is used to state that a person doesn’t have any street smart or to say they are a very suburban kid and haven’t experienced any “hood” activities.

James you are so green you haven’t seen a crackhead

by L4v3 May 1, 2020