Coach Green

Big Buttole man who gets peg by wife daily. Favorite pastimes include smoking menthol ciggarettes and drinking caffiene. Stinky.
Coach Green walk weird after pegged
by Bhuthaw man April 29, 2024
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Green object

More commonly known as the Hong Kong Police, these maniacs would falsely arrest and shoot peaceful protestors and innocent civilians while asking some retard to cover up their crimes despite being a law enforcement agency
In yesterday's protests, green objects were dispatched to "ward of protestors"
by A Hongkonger October 21, 2019
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Green Friday

Black Friday for the weed industry. AKA April 20th 420!!! The busiest day of the year for any dispensary worker. All employees are required to work and usually there is a line before the store even opens. It will be crazy every time.
Oh no it’s 4/20 Today is going to be so busy!”
“It’s Green Friday! Of course it is!”
by Pinky Purps April 21, 2021
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Person 343: I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"
The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.
by Alocksly February 13, 2021
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The Green Diver

A sexual act in which the male engages in oral sex after careful consideration as to whether the pussy he is about to eat fits into his macros. Once engaged in said cunnilingus, the male closes his eyes and pictures the female the way she looks on her Instagram account.
Man I just got back from my trip to Arizona, gave a few girls the Green Diver
by Master Seacock April 09, 2019
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Green lovin

green lovin is having great sex when stoned

i dont realy remember wha was said but i know we had a good time so we call it green lovin.
by High tripper February 19, 2011
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