The Mr. Miyagi

The Mr. Miyagi is a sexual technique used by only the Kung Fuck elders and those who work 24/7 for it to be pulled successfully. It consists in catching a perfectly round droplet of cum in chopsticks during the moment of ejaculation, as the liquids spurt out from the penis. One must hold it steady inbetween the two chopsticks as the Character Mr. Miyagi held the fly during his lesson.

It is said that only the toughest-trained warriors can ever pull The Mr. Miyagi. it takes skill and dedication.

by carrotsoup101 April 17, 2020

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Mr. Krabs

Grunkle Stan in a crab costume.

You kidding me!? Mr. Krabs isn't giving out refunds!

That's weird, neither is Grunkle Stan!

They're both old and crustaceous too

You know what that means...

by memeist_boi April 22, 2020

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Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

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Mr. Cap

When someone is being a liar or is cappin.

It’s the opposite to no cap. That person usually is very lost.

Bro 1: Bro we gonna hang tonite?
Bro 2: Bro, of course bro

2 hours later:

Bro1: when are we gonna meet?

Bro2: Brooo... sorry i‘m with my girl tonight.

Bro1: Wow... such a Mr. Cap

by aveey April 24, 2020

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Mr. Luu

a.k.a. hoe luu - the buffest absolute unit with the ashiest cotton ball lookin elbows. next time you even think about breathing in his class, you ass will be grass and he'll be the lawn mower.

Person 1: Did you see that guy's elbows?

Person 2: Yeah, the one who looks like shrek?
Person 3: Yeah that's the hoe mr. luu!1!!11!!

by GOODstudent4206969 February 10, 2020

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