Elton John

once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.

Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep

Person 2: damn sleep well ig

by thebigapple September 26, 2023

Thank you, John Lennon

It's pretty simple. I say this sometimes. He was not a perfect human, but he's brought me joy many times, He just did it again.

As Jenny was learning how to play the guitar, she knew that "Across the Universe" was something she wanted to know. When she got to the second chorus she began to weep at the sheer beauty of how "nothing's gonna change her world." She set her guitar down and declared, "Thank you, John Lennon."

by von groovy August 12, 2024

Nathan John Cronin

the embodiment of the smallest man who ever lived by Taylor swift especially from the time stamps 2:03-4:04

“Yo! did you hear Taylor swift’s new song the smallest man who ever lived? I swear Nathan John Cronin is the embodiment of that song it’s sounds exactly like him!”
“I know especially from the 2 minuet mark, he also makes me think of exile, tolerate it, Coney Island and sad beautiful tragic! Shame he wouldn’t understand it he will have to ask his hoes on wizz.”

by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024

John David Talley

John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!

Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!

Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!

by Abstract Sounds September 4, 2022

John Crews

A person that makes everyone around super duper horny. His hot body gives erections to everyone in a ten foot radius.

That dude John Crews made me cum as soon as I saw him.

by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023

john brewster

A fat fagit cunt who gets high than freaks out and snitches.

My friend got high his first time and pulled a john brewster.

by This dude1919 April 12, 2016

Filipino John

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John

I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself

by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022