hand ammo

A reference to the various memories of sexy or hot people, visuals, events, incidents or other mastrubation fodder gathered over time.

Watching the girls volleyball team play in their tight spandex bending over gives me plenty of hand ammo for my late night fapping.

by rodroddy December 5, 2013

Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.

It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.

by Risky Business 976697 November 24, 2022

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016

give yourselves a hand

An applause to yourselves.

You are the best team I have worked with. Congratulations. Give yourselves a hand.

by ALFA37 November 10, 2017

Hand Gibber

A very dry, aggressive, and amateur “handjob.” Usually painful, but considered a right of passage in the south. ( featured in the movie- taking it from Hayley)

Oh wow, Hayley totes gives the best hand gibbers, I almost got off but my penis started bleeding

by Dr. DeezNutz March 5, 2022

mountain view jazz hands routine

The act of performing a google search. The company Google (now known as Alphabet) was originally based in Mountain View, California (USA). Jazz Hands refers to a dance move with fingers outstretched, rapidly moving, and fingers splayed somewhat similar to typing.

Take the part number and do the ol' mountain view jazz hands routine to find the spec sheet.

by valarauca1 April 15, 2022

Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020