Dandelion

Dandelion, or Taraxacum officinale, is a yellow flower that no one likes because it's ugly as shit. It typically shrivels up and then turns into dust like the husk of a plant it is, fucking disgusting. The absolute worst flower ever made, when I see dandelions I cut them to shreds with scissors. Blasphemous piss-colored weed flower goblins think they can just grow anywhere they damn well please. Fuck.

Person 1: Hi! Do you like dandelions?
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(

by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024

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danellesyndrome

a condition in which a person is both black and gay at once. The person may also pretend to have "homies and opps" on their block. This is mostly seen in white suburban neighborhood. Any laud noises like fireworks may be interpreted as gunshots to this person. This person may also have a extreme urge to spend money on "CS2" cases in the hopes of getting a knife.

Ryan was in his car pretending to "shoot the opps". he has danellesyndrome, the neighbors say in confusion.

by eugene digamor January 19, 2025

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Dandelion love

dandelion love" or "dandelion relationship." Is used to describe a romantic bond between two women that isn't necessarily sexual in nature. The term comes from the imagery of dandelions—gentle, soft, and more focused on emotional connection than physical intimacy.

It’s not a super common term, but it does pop up in certain LGBTQ+ circles to describe a love that's tender, affectionate, and romantic without the sexual aspect.

"Even though Sarah and Mia had never been physically intimate, their relationship was full of deep connection, affection, and shared moments. They were the perfect example of dandelion love—romantic in every way, yet gentle and non-sexual."

by ADOCUMENT January 25, 2025

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