Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.

Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

2 inch punnisher

Small penis

Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run

by Squalid May 17, 2023

Route 2 It

Originally the name of a prominent freeway in Ohio, now used to express the act of throwing something onto the freeway and presumably getting ran over in the process.

My phone is out of warranty? Meh. Just Route 2 it.

by Gym Floor Cheeto November 18, 2021

psyclops 2

Psyclops 2 is the second generation after the first generation.

After the psyclops apocalypse the second generation, called Psyclops 2, gained control.

by doublestandarddems February 11, 2023

Charlotte part 2

She doesn't make you feel sad or jealous. She doesn't pressure you into becoming friends again with the girl that backstabbed you TWICE. She doesn't ignore you and make you feel like you aren't good enough and go have fun with other people. Charlottes don't make them feel sad around you and go have a lot of fun with her other friends to make you feel bad. She will always be there for you and I couldn't appreciate it enough. When being friends with a Charlotte you feel like your friends with an angel. When messing around, taking pictures, using moving chairs to go down small hills, I never have that much fun as I have with some of my "friends" from my new school. Unlike Charlottes some girls might talk behind your back and talk about how you scream too much and have anger issues and crys too much. Charlottes never talk behind your back. ILYSM CHARLOTTE <333333. Also, if you aren't best friends with a Charlotte, what the heck are you doing with your life??? Get up and go find a Charlotte to be bestfriends with! <3

girl one/Erica: I feel so that i dont have a perfect body, oh what should i do Charlotte part 2?

girl two/ Charlotte: *inserts whole essay on how i'm beautiful on both outside and inside*

by Erica D :) May 1, 2022

Greys_tvd.2

greys_tvd.2 is the scariest person ever

Person one did you here greys_tvd.2 is the scariest person ever person two i know right

by Iambread36 July 29, 2021

Player 2 Syndrome

When playing a split screen game and you end up looking at the winners play area where you start to believe it's your screen. You eventually believe it's you who is winning or doing great and start to feel amazed with how good the game is going. At the end of the round or near it, you are flooded with embarrassment as you realize you have been staring at the wrong play area for an unknown amount of time thinking you were playing it where in reality your player has failed to advance. Could also happen in real life.

I thought I was finally getting the hang of things until the Player 2 Syndrome set in.

by thedjwcc February 11, 2022