Meat Water

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.

"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.

Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?

by Meaty M October 28, 2019

Meat milking

A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat

Are you meat milking?

Are you a meat milker?

by Meat milker January 13, 2017

Meat Apnea

A condition wherein the use of a CPAP machine causes a raging boner or morning wood

I wear a CPAP at night and now I've got a bad case of meat apnea

by Frankie_Muniz March 29, 2024

Meat

Fish, Beef, Pork, Chicken, Dick

I'm a vegetarian but I still eat meat, aka dick.

by AJJJHHH May 18, 2015

Meat peel

Someone who has a LOT of sex, possibly with many different people.

Person 1: "I heard Person 3 slept with the whole football team."
Person 2: "God, she's such a meat peel."

by CryaoticWannabe July 3, 2018

meat

1. Flesh from animals used as food.
2. An alternate term used to describe strong muscles.

3. Misspelled version of meet.

1. Time to devour some meat!
2. Damn bro, you got some meat!
3. Alright, I'll Meat you at your house.
3. Friend: Misspelled it again.

by HellInferno November 8, 2021