god

an adult's santa clause

kid: daddy i believe santa clause is real
parent: youre a dumbass

random guy: but you believe in god you jackass, youre as stupid as your kid

by hardheadedass August 5, 2025

Llama God

Someone who adores and cherishes all types of Llamas and Alpacas. They also class themselves as a llama because of their lack of knowledge and skills whilst also maintaining a long ass neck.

I am definitely a Llama God.

by LlamaGodJenny January 6, 2020

by some god

By some god I achieved the impossible.

Alyssa: HOLY SNOW, I had to dig my car out. But I made it by some god.

Drew: what

by Drewbie doobie doo December 3, 2019

200 ping god

imaqtkat, the 200 ping god, decimates any competition despite his high ping.

imaqtkat is the 200 ping god

by eaurus October 18, 2023

Look at God

(Luk at Gawd)

1. When you do something so impressive that others have no alternative but to recognize that you are god, so you tell them to "Look at God".

2. Said in reference to somebody else when you recognize they are extraordinarily talented.

Scenario 1:
Video game playing Mark: "I'm going to put the smack down on that ass, pick up the sticks"
Video game playing Mark's friend: *hit's him with a sticky nade (or throwing knife) from across the map, blindfolded, and with one hand stuck between his cheeks* "Look at god, son!"

Scenario 2
Rap listener 1: "Hey have you heard this new Ye thing? It's aight."
Rap listener 2: "Aight? It's straight bangin'! Look at god!"

by Jerry Minefeld November 22, 2022

Goodmorning and God-bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

“Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?”
“Goodmorning and God-bless, Hila.”

by cornbread66 May 23, 2018

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017