Sammy: So you know how Florida grass is horrible? Well, upstate New York grass is so amazing I would just lie down on it and orgasm.
by igrind yeet December 15, 2017
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Another way is to falcon punch the girls vagina. This means that you begin punching her pussy while eating her asshole, yelling out "Falcon Punch!"
NOTE: If the girl begins to scream or cry, pull out your dick and shove it in her mouth to shut the bitch up. This is optional but will gain lots of respect from other people
Another way is to falcon punch the girls vagina. This means that you begin punching her pussy while eating her asshole, yelling out "Falcon Punch!"
NOTE: If the girl begins to scream or cry, pull out your dick and shove it in her mouth to shut the bitch up. This is optional but will gain lots of respect from other people
Dan- "Yo yesterday I was tossing my girls salad then things started getting a little crazy. I may have accidentally pulled a New Jersey mod meed on her."
Sean- "No big deal, I did that once to my bitch. She loved every second of it except the part where I stuck my cock in her mouth."
Dan- "Trillz Billz."
Sean- "No big deal, I did that once to my bitch. She loved every second of it except the part where I stuck my cock in her mouth."
Dan- "Trillz Billz."
by m4rchu5 n00by February 24, 2010
Get the New Jersey mod meed mug.When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.
"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"
"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."
"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."
by Michael Dyakool January 6, 2008
Get the New York Jew Job mug.Due to the title of this one, it is only appropriate when performed in New York AND in a Subway... now... we can proceed... Ths New York Subway Smash... is when doing a girl doggy style or giving her the LDFDB on the subway.. she should be holding on to the rails at this point... when almost reaching climax she should loosen her grip reach for the emergency break ultimately smashing her bitchass through the window
by The Great One April 22, 2004
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Get the The New Green Day CD mug.The Missal of Paul VI after the Second Vatican Council in the year 1970. Many of the Liturgies were changed. The Priest faced the people, Incense and chanting were removed, a table was used instead of the Altar, and more.
Person 1: Man, why are all these parishes in my neighborhood modern???
Person 2: Blame the Novus Ordo (new Mass)!
Dereck: What Mass are you attending tommorow Dale and Brennan?
Brennan: We are attending the Novus Ordo (new Mass) of Paul VI.
Dereck: Hahaha! Sucks to be you losers.
Person 2: Blame the Novus Ordo (new Mass)!
Dereck: What Mass are you attending tommorow Dale and Brennan?
Brennan: We are attending the Novus Ordo (new Mass) of Paul VI.
Dereck: Hahaha! Sucks to be you losers.
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