Mom

made of money :P

hey mom can you give me $100 dollars everyday please!

by Syntix December 2, 2019

ur mom

epick burn you tell people when they're being gay

person: you're a bitch
you: ur mom

by i dont like bread January 8, 2023

Your mom

It’s something big even thanos is scared of “it”

thanos:THIS WOLRD IS MINE
Me: well come here your mom

thanos:AHHHHHH

by Big Steve man thing November 22, 2020

Ur mom

"Ur mom" Is a known slur amongst youngsters now-a-days.

Tim: Hi

Tommyinnit: Ur mom!!

It's almost like saying "fuckoff you dumbass"

by I create stuff. October 1, 2021

butter mom

A butter mom is a mom who allows all foods to fit in her kids diet and her own, the contrary would be an almond mom.

Kid: my mom made chocolate cake for desert yesterday!

Kid 2: You really have a butter mom, mine gave me half an almond...

by Pousletktez May 5, 2024

Mom

Mom is who gave birth to ya, but she can be real annoying and boring.

Mom I'm going to my friend's house!
Why, Adam?

by anonymous August 16, 2021

doing too much MOMS (DTMM)

This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.

Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"

by von groovy September 3, 2024