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Good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
I'm in a rush to get out the house so I'll just have a Good morning and god bless to save some time
by Otablue May 23, 2018
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Controller God

A Controller God is A Master Of The Way Of Aim Assist
ControllerCold is a controller god
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God-lover

Someone who loves god un-naturally more than they should. Often times this person will imagine a more than intimate relationship between them, god, and/or one of his disciples. It usually makes others uncomfortable.
My aunt is a god-lover who’s house is filled with thousands of religious trinkets.

He’s claims he communicates with God, but I think he’s just a crazy God-lover.

There’s a God-Lover screaming at people at the bus stop.
by I_caveman August 23, 2019
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God

A guy people often turn to in an attempt to act superior in intellect.
Well I know God wouldn't have let me down like this.
by Artist to some August 19, 2019
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Joe; God Of Energy

Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.

Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.

Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.

Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
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prime god

me.
may the prime god bless your life, pogchamp.
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Greek god

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