Gay guy confused

He think so that the life is rose-colored or a vale of tears; he think so that a girl must prioritize him still she having partner.

Girl: Have boyfriend
Gay guy confused: She is a fake friend

by barbaroja March 21, 2023

This guy

Your response when someone says some dumb shit, used sarcastically

Person 1: You think fozzy likes girls?
Person2: what? this guy man

by The boy Diego May 17, 2020

Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere

I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy

by MajorOrbital March 4, 2018

Benjamin Guy

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league

‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’

by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021

Guy Best Friend

That one guy in your life that your boyfriend hates and is the reason your boyfriend thinks your cheating. If you have one, your very likely to have an irritating boyfriend with him around.

Your bf :Oh who's that?
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!

Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)

by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024

You guys sound great!

That one phrase you’ll never heard the band director say

After a great marching performance by the band, the band director says, “ Wow, you guys sound great!” Then, I wake up from my dream

by spectre729 July 29, 2019

Chase Me Guy

The masculine counterpart to a pick me girl; instead of pursuing relationships directly, this duder will peacock stoically, often unbearingly testing your patience

He's just standing around leaning back so his abs flex, he's such a chase me guy

steph c

by platrelefs December 11, 2024